Joladdin pt.1

Oswald: Oh I come from a land,
from a faraway place,
where the caravan camels roam,
where it's flat and immense,
and the heat is intense,
it's barbaric, but hey, it's home,
when the wind's from the east,
and the sun's from the west,
and the sand in the glass is right,
come on down stop on by,
hop a carpet and fly,
to another Arabian night

Arabian nights,
like Arabian days,
more often than not,
are hotter than hot,
in a lot of good ways

Arabian nights,
'neath Arabian moons,
a fool off his guard,
could fall and fall hard,
out there on the dunes


The rabbit slid off of his camel as he finished his song and looked at the audience "Salam and good evening to you all, please, please come closer" the audience went up closer to his face "Too close, a little too close" the audience went a little far back, he went near his camel "Welcome to Toograbah, city of mystery and enchantment, and the finest merchandise here on sale today come on down" he pulled the string and a little hut appeared.


He got out a weird looking trinket "Look at this, this thing can make chili and fries, and it will not brake...it broke" he tossed the trinket and picked up a box "Look at this, I have never seen these things in packed before, this is the famous dead seed temperwere, listen..." he opened the box and made a flatulate sound "Still good" he giggled.


The audience stated to leave "Wait don't go! I can see you're only interested in the exeptually rare, I think you'll be most rewarded to consider...this" he pulled out a lamp "Do not be fooled by it's appearence, like so many things, it's not what on the outside, but what it's inside that counts, this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a course of a young man's life, a young man that's what like more then what it seems...a diamond in the rough" he smiled as he knew the audience was interested.


"Perhaps you like to hear the tale? It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits for a dark purpose..." he poured dust from the lamp and threw it in the sky and started to tell the story.


It was the middle of the night and a duck by the name of Negaduck got off his horse and stared at the dark figure with a cat like creature on his shoulder.


"You are late!" "A thousand apologizes, oh patient one" "You have it then?" "I had to split a few throats, but I got it!" he showed him a half golden bug piece, the figure handed out his hand but Negaduck put it far back "Ah, ah, ah, the treasure!" then the cat scratched him and grabbed the piece.


It returned to his master and handed him the piece "Trust me my friend, you'll get what's coming to you" "Meowth" he got out the other piece of the golden bug.


He put the pieces together and it started to glow and flew away "Quickly, follow the trail!" the road on their horses and followed the golden bug, then the pieces seperated and stopped on a sand hill, then the sand hill started to rise and became a jaguar's head and opened it's mouth.


"At last, after all these years, the Cave of Wonders!" he smiled "By Ala!" Negaduck was amazed "Now bring me the lamp! The rest of the treasure's yours, but the lamp is mine!" Negaduck gave an evil chuckle and started to walk to the cave.


"Meowth Meowth" the cat turned to his master "Where did you dig this boso boss?" "Shh" he shushed his talking cat and watched Negaduck.


He looked at the stares and started to go in, then the wind blew him "Who disturbs my slumber?!" the jaguar's head looked at the duck "It...it is I, Negaduck, the humble thief" he bowed "Know this, only one made it to here, one who's found within the diamond in the rough" the jaguar's head gave a speech.


Negaduck turned to the man "What are you waiting for? Go on!" he turned to the cave and closed his eyes, he took one step, he opened his eyes  and signed in a relif, then the jaguar's mouth started to close with Negaduck in it.


The mouth closed but Negaduck didn't make it out "Seek thy out the diamond in the rough!" the voice of the jaguar told them and the golden pieces of the golden bug fell.


The cat came out of the sand and coughed "I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp!" he went to get the pieces and returned them to his master.


"Patients Meowth, patients, Negaduck was obviously less then worthy" he putted the pieces in his cloak pocket "There's a big surprise! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die from not surprised! What are we going to do?! We've got a big problem here boss! A big..." he was about to continue until his master closed his mouth.


"Yes, only one may enter, I must find this one, this...diamond in the rough" he said to himself as Meowth heard him figuring out who is this diamond in the rough they're looking for.



To Be Continued...